LAST MINUTE GIFTS!

Birge-Bytes:  "If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time!"
                                Edith Wharton


WE HAVE TRIVIALIZED CHRISTMAS....THE WORD MEANS "BIRTH OF CHRIST"
HE IS THE GREATEST GIFT WE CAN EVER GET. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS.

THE BIRGE READING LIST....not at Barnes & Noble!

1.) 'TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!"   by Ike Witt.

2.) "PRISON SECURITY"  by Barb Dwyer.

3.) "I LOST MY BALANCE"  by Eileen Dover & Phil Down.

4.) "THE LION ATTACKED" by Claude Yarmoff.

5.) "REHAB ON $7.00 A DAY" by Iam Stonde.


WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT ON THE BEACH AT CHRISTMAS?
               Sandy Claws

WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY?
               He had no body to go with:(

ACCORDING TO THE ALASKA DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND GAME....
               MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS AT THE BEGINNING OF WINTER.
               FEMALE REINDEER KEEP THEIRS UNTIL AFTER GIVING BIRTH IN
               THE SPRING.....SOOOOOOO....EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE REINDEER FROM
                RUDOLPH TO BLITZEN HAD TO HAVE BEEN A FEMALE!! THEREFORE:

We should have known....ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit
all around the world in one night and not get lost!! :)

Dear Readers:   Those of you that read my posts and even tell others to are so very special to
                   me. There is always room for humor to dull the edges of a darkened world. PLEASE read
                   my next and LAST post until the NEW YEAR. I love you. Mrs.B.