Halloween

Birge-Bytes: "What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
     Ans: Any old girl he can dig up!

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN??

(1) You get winded from knocking on the door!

(2) You have to have someone else "chew" for you...

(3) When someone drops a candy bar in your basket you lose your balance & fall over.

(4) People say, "GREAT Keith Richards mask!" & you're not wearing one!

(5) By the end of the night you have a bag of restraining orders!

(6) You are the only "Power Ranger" in the neighborhood with a walker!

(7) You ask for High Fiber candy only.

(8) You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

HALLOWEEN LINGO!!

(1) "BoogieMan".....man at a stoplight picking his nose.

(2) "Pumpkin Patch"...what a pumpkin wears to quit smoking!

(3) "Vampire Bat"....what Dracula hits a baseball with!

(4) "Frankenstein"...Hot dog and a mug of beer.

(5) "Invisible Man"...what a guy becomes when there's housework to do!


HOUSES TO AVOID TRICK-OR-TREATING AT!!!!

(1) Any house made of FOOD.

(2) Any house whose only entrance goes to the BASEMENT!

(3) Any house with High Tension Wires that suddenly stop above it.

(4) Any house that has ornamental lawn Hyenas!

(5) any house that wasn't there a minute ago!.     STAY SAFE & HAVE FUN!

Mrs.B.(Boo)
p.s. What keeps ghouls happy??? The knowledge that every "shroud" has a silver lining!!!