Legend of the Christmas Tree Topper

Birge-Bytes : German Proverb: "If you pull out a gray hair...seven more will come to its funeral"
"This is the Season of "Brotherly Shove!"

THE LEGEND OF THE TREE TOPPER

Santa Claus was having a very rough day before Christmas!
Mrs.Claus had burned all the cookies!
The reindeer got drunk...went on a joyride and broke the sleigh-runner...
The Elves went on STRIKE
He sent a little angel out to get the Christmas Tree....heard a knock
  at the door and it was the little angel lugging a huge tree.
The little angel said to Santa: "WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THIS TREE?!"

And THAT IS HOW THE ANGEL GOT PUT ON THE XMAS TREE! MERRY XMAS

p.s. Don't hate me because I am BEAUTIFUL!!!!