How to Tell If You Are OLD?!
Birge-Bytes: You are old if:
(1) You order "large print" Alphabet soup.
(2)You look both ways before crossing a room.
(3) You can't find your glasses without your glasses.
(4) You sink your teeth into a steak and it stays there!
(5) You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going!
(6) You dream about prunes
(7) You back goes out more than you do!
(8) Most of the names in your little black book end in MD.
(9) Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work anyway.
(10) You and your teeth don't sleep together!
(1) You order "large print" Alphabet soup.
(2)You look both ways before crossing a room.
(3) You can't find your glasses without your glasses.
(4) You sink your teeth into a steak and it stays there!
(5) You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going!
(6) You dream about prunes
(7) You back goes out more than you do!
(8) Most of the names in your little black book end in MD.
(9) Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work anyway.
(10) You and your teeth don't sleep together!
