MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS!
Birge-Bytes NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.....Back to the Battle of the Sexes!!! "Men will never understand women and women will never understand men.....and THAT is the one thing that men and women will never understand!" by Anna Collins & Elliot Sullivan.
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change....women marry men with the hope they WILL change.Invariably they are both disappointed." Albert Einstein
Television has brought back murder into the home....where it belongs!" Alfred Hitchcock
CRUCIAL FACT #1
Men and women do have a LOT of things in common but ALSO some VERY important DIFFERENCES....if you KNOW those differences understanding the opposite sex is easier.
Let's get "physical" for just a moment.........
CRUCIAL FACT #2
MEN AND WOMEN PROCESS INFORMATION IN THE BRAIN DIFFERENTLY!!!!!
Many of you know about the "right brain-Left brain" thing. Since the advent of the MRI machine we can actually WATCH the brain THINK!The only way we studied the brain before this was on Cadavers(yes,dead people not thinking anything!)We NOW know WHERE in the brain we process what we SEE AND HEAR.
In between the right and left brain and CONNECTING them is a thick
bundle of nerve fibers called the "Corpus Collosum"(aren't you glad this is not a TEST????) For whatever the reason....women have millions more "connections" than men.(Hey, not my doing....science:) You say..."SO WHAT, LADY!?" THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE SMARTER, SO BACK OFF!...THAT IS ANOTHER "POST" LATER.
With me so far?????
CRUCIAL FACT#3
When confronted with a thought MEN will process FIRST in the LOGIC CENTER or Left Brain for a solution...IF they NEED
emotion they get it from the Right Brain SECONDLY.
THIS PART IS ALMOST "TWILIGHT ZONE"....WOMEN CAN PROCESS INFORMATION FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE BRAIN AT THE SAME TIME..THIS is why men are so confused by women and have that "baffled" look.Ha..but, they can be uncomfortable by the emotions being expressed and they can overlook and ignore the fact that there IS a reason behind it!!
If the man truly loves the woman they will learn this and not take flight when she cries hysterically BEFORE she can talk about it.
Hang in there,guys...it is much simpler than you ever imagined. All you have to do is Listen and/or Hold her.Most times she doesn't even want your solutions for her but just to be supported by the man she loves!
....if you love her.
CRUCIAL FACT#4
A MAN NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT FEELINGS BEFORE HE TALKS ABOUT THEM...A WOMAN WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS TO SOMEONE THEY LOVE AND BE HEARD AND SUPPORTED.
CRUCIAL FACT#5
Women learned eons ago that they were not as strong physically as men....their "weapon of choice" is their MOUTH! Yes, guys, a woman can "shred" a guy to tears with her
MOUTH. Studies have been done and find that from the tender age of THREE....little girls are MEANER than the boys. Little boys will get mad,punch them out and back to friendships quickly.Little girls can use verbal aggression, verbal rejection and verbal be-littling that lasts for days,months or years!
CRUCIAL FACT#6
MEN....The worst thing you can do when someone you love comes to you upset is to make light or NEGATE her feelings such as:
"you're being silly,honey...it is no big deal!" OR "I would never let anyone get to ME like that"!
WOMEN want and need to hear: "He cares enough about me to LISTEN!"
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU,GUYS...ANY QUESTIONS? MRS.B.
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change....women marry men with the hope they WILL change.Invariably they are both disappointed." Albert Einstein
Television has brought back murder into the home....where it belongs!" Alfred Hitchcock
CRUCIAL FACT #1
Men and women do have a LOT of things in common but ALSO some VERY important DIFFERENCES....if you KNOW those differences understanding the opposite sex is easier.
Let's get "physical" for just a moment.........
CRUCIAL FACT #2
MEN AND WOMEN PROCESS INFORMATION IN THE BRAIN DIFFERENTLY!!!!!
Many of you know about the "right brain-Left brain" thing. Since the advent of the MRI machine we can actually WATCH the brain THINK!The only way we studied the brain before this was on Cadavers(yes,dead people not thinking anything!)We NOW know WHERE in the brain we process what we SEE AND HEAR.
In between the right and left brain and CONNECTING them is a thick
bundle of nerve fibers called the "Corpus Collosum"(aren't you glad this is not a TEST????) For whatever the reason....women have millions more "connections" than men.(Hey, not my doing....science:) You say..."SO WHAT, LADY!?" THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE SMARTER, SO BACK OFF!...THAT IS ANOTHER "POST" LATER.
With me so far?????
CRUCIAL FACT#3
When confronted with a thought MEN will process FIRST in the LOGIC CENTER or Left Brain for a solution...IF they NEED
emotion they get it from the Right Brain SECONDLY.
THIS PART IS ALMOST "TWILIGHT ZONE"....WOMEN CAN PROCESS INFORMATION FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE BRAIN AT THE SAME TIME..THIS is why men are so confused by women and have that "baffled" look.Ha..but, they can be uncomfortable by the emotions being expressed and they can overlook and ignore the fact that there IS a reason behind it!!
If the man truly loves the woman they will learn this and not take flight when she cries hysterically BEFORE she can talk about it.
Hang in there,guys...it is much simpler than you ever imagined. All you have to do is Listen and/or Hold her.Most times she doesn't even want your solutions for her but just to be supported by the man she loves!
....if you love her.
CRUCIAL FACT#4
A MAN NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT FEELINGS BEFORE HE TALKS ABOUT THEM...A WOMAN WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS TO SOMEONE THEY LOVE AND BE HEARD AND SUPPORTED.
CRUCIAL FACT#5
Women learned eons ago that they were not as strong physically as men....their "weapon of choice" is their MOUTH! Yes, guys, a woman can "shred" a guy to tears with her
MOUTH. Studies have been done and find that from the tender age of THREE....little girls are MEANER than the boys. Little boys will get mad,punch them out and back to friendships quickly.Little girls can use verbal aggression, verbal rejection and verbal be-littling that lasts for days,months or years!
CRUCIAL FACT#6
MEN....The worst thing you can do when someone you love comes to you upset is to make light or NEGATE her feelings such as:
"you're being silly,honey...it is no big deal!" OR "I would never let anyone get to ME like that"!
WOMEN want and need to hear: "He cares enough about me to LISTEN!"
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU,GUYS...ANY QUESTIONS? MRS.B.
