WELCOME TO "JAWS"......
ME...WITH TEETH  |
| ME.... BEING TOLD! |
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| NO WAY, JOSE!! |
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| YES WAY & FOR 2 MONTHS! What was I to do???? Jewelry on a mask?! GLAMOUR AT ALL COSTS. DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LET YOU SEE THE GRAND CANYON? MY HUSBAND SAW ME AND HAS MADE ONE BAD JOKE AFTER ANOTHER AT MY EXPENSE...LITERALLY...I AM PAYING FOR MY MOUTH OUT OF MY SOCIAL SECURITY!! DOES DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCLUDE MOUTH ABUSE?...FOR 3 DAYS AFTER I WAS BRUISED AND BLEEDING AND I HEARD "HI, GUMMYBEAR" AND "I TAPED A TV SHOW FOR YOU. I GOT EXCITED UNTIL I REALIZE IT WAS "GUMBY!!" HE THOUGHT THAT WAS HILARIOUS. MEN ARE SO SHALLOW!!!! YES, I HAD 22 TEETH PULLED IN ONE HOUR!! I HAVE HAD DIABETES FOR 33 YEARS AND I WAS LUCKY TO HAVE MY TEETH AS LONG AS I DID. ONE QUESTION, FOLKS:?! HOW COME PHAROAH'S ARE BEING DUG UP ALL THE TIME AND STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH!!!??? ACTUALLY, THE DIABETES CAUSED A GUM DISEASE CALLED PERIODONTAL GUM DISEASE WHERE THE GUMS ARE BAD AND CAN'T HOLD THE TEETH AS THEY WEAR AWAY. MY PARENTS NEVER ONCE TOOK ME TO A DENTIST GROWING UP; USED A STRING AND A DOOR KNOB, MOSTLY. I WAS A "PEOPLE-PLEASER" AND ALWAYS PUT OTHERS FIRST. I AM PROUD OF THE FACT THAT MY CHILDREN HAVE TAUGHT MY GRANDSONS THE IMPORTANCE OF HEALTHY TEETH. I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH VANITY & PRIDE I ACTUALLY HAVE UNTIL I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAW "MOMS MABLEY" FOR THOSE OF YOU OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE COMEDIAN WITH NO TEETH IN THE 60'S. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS AT THIS POINT, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME INVITE YOU TO MY TOOTHLESS "PITY PARTY"...I LOVE YOU FOR IT ESPECIALLY SINCE WRITING HAS REPLACED MY LOVE FOR TEACHING..... MRS.B. P.S. "Old age is not for sissies!" Betty David Quote |
